Guelph - September 4, 2004 |
| Top 20 |
1. "I thought I was just burping, then stuff came out" - Ace
2. Beth and her forest ranger...
3. Feetch running laps around everything, then falling on that tent
4. Rob throwing the bottle at ace for videotaping him, then giving us all spanish lessons.
5. "Oooh! Ace just puked on Tank!" - phil..."Ooh, Tank just puked on me!" - Ace
6. Kathy knocking over my nice clean tent.
7. The "Fuck off!" foul...Feetch's D-Block on that dude that he called a foul on that Gramps WENT NUTS for
8. Travis teabags Tank (and i LOVED it - at least a lot more than Gramps beans from 1994)
9. The extremely homoerotic pictures we took
10. Being written all over with sharpie (I'm lucky i got that shit off)
11. Tank's 40oz dance on the picnic table
12. The Canadian dudes we partied with (or so i'm told, i can't remember)
13. Wasting all the video tape on Saturday night instead of on a game (so worth it...think O-face)
14. AWESOME HECKLING. i mean really, it was the highlight of my weekend.
15. 'Sleeps by the side of the road' falls over drunkenly after being hit with a disc
16. Tank's ill-fated sweatshirt and Ace's equally ill-fated pillow
17. Tank's miracle of stuffing all his, um, unclean, clothes in the small ziploc bag
18. The AMAZING "The games are at 6:30am" joke. I can't believe you chutzs believed me! HA!
19. "GET ON YER HORSE!!"
20. new nicknames: FDR, Twatchell, and Sleeps by the side of the road
21. Tank, Phil, Ace, Pat and Kathy were all drunk by the time everyone showed up
22. Ace makes beth get him in the tent, then 5 minutes later he's screaming to get out
23. Tank's "shower" in the McDonalds bathroom
24. Hot ass defense all over the place
25. Phil's insane layout in the endzone on the second day
26. Ashley's drunken ramblings - think "Mohawk formation"
27. The game against RandB, best 2nd half ever.
28. Ace, Tank, Feetch and Snatch eating 2 boxes of cookies and drinking 4 Liters of milk on the way home
29. Cooking the 'dogs and the mallos
30. Ace is the fire-destroyer, Suki is the fire-saver
31. Pictionary!
32. Making the drunk ones eat catfood. Asshole.
33. TERRIBLE DIRECTIONS! We got lost countless times.
34. "I hate this fucking vortex of a city" - Tank
35. Compression short point/Edinboro's ass point
36. Ashley blurts out about Beth and the mounty when the other dude is right there.
37. Pat constantly telling us to "relax." very calmly, as we were about to die.
38. Ashley with the chapstick all over her face
39. A summary of Lauren when she's drunk in 2 words: mean (attacked snatch), gymnasticy (blindfolded, i might add),
loves, her, boyfriend.
40. Playing awesome against the "Fuck Off" dude's team.
41. Rob had sweet D
42. Snatch's ass was touched by a lot of people, and we reached a general consensus that it's the second hardest thing after diamonds.
43. Apparantly ahsley's fingers are a perfect time-keeping clock.
44. Twatchell tying to put the hurt on.
45. Tank writing "Pussy" on ace's sweatshirt for a shot of whiskey
46. Getting lost, and when trying to get directions, the dude says, "I'm not from around here"
47. Writing all over tanks car with bananas (I put this on here grudgingly, bitches)
48. The pukey tent
49. Dong Dong and Pong Pong
50. Rob totally passing out with a bite of hot dog in his mouth, and holding the rest of it gently on his crotch.
51. "Where's my 40?"
52. the piss bottle
53. "The only thing i know about american women is Girls Gone Wild"
54. "This is my friend Shaun - from Canadia" - spicket
55. "I can still remember what the balls felt like on my tounge" - guess who...
56. Pat funneling a 40!!! DAMN
57. Phil melting his cleat in the fire.
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