Taylor "T-Tops" Topping |
Height: 5'7"
Years With Team: 5
Position: Deep Cutter, Huck/Vanity Thrower, Sneak Man
Favorite Activity: Being Sneaky
There are only a few things you need to know about Taylor “Ttops” Topping:
1) He’s Cute
2) He’s Cuter than you
3) He may be shorter than you, but he’s faster than you
Taylor’s game consisted of being the best secret weapon GEH has ever seen. Combined with small stature, and blinding speed Ttops was frequently matched up by tall slower players. Typically lining up on the left side of the field Ttops would wait for his moment, and then pounce like a stealth cheetah cat on an unsuspecting impala. It would make sense why he spent 10 years growing up on the African savannah with his best friend Simba. Ttops is also the perfect inner spoon which makes him favorite among cuddling buddies.
Even Penn State thought they could handle Taylor “Cheetah Lightning Fast, African Savannah” Topping. During the game at Attendance Check 2010, a huck went up and a Penn State player yelled “Match Up!” because the man going for it was about 2.5 feet taller than the cheetah. (2.5 feet an estimation). Ttops gracefully scampered down the field, decapitated the Penn state player with his massive fore paw, all while skying him simultaneously. He then turned around and threw a full field thumber for a score. He also looked ridiculously cute while doing it.
How Ttops spent his days at GEH:
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