TJ "Godstorm" Burns |
Wildcard.
Height: 5'11"
Joined Team: Fall 2006
Position: Cutter
Known as the biggest waste of talent on Green Eggs and Ham, TJ Burns
has managed to destroy any semblance of hope left on team. Even after
of repeated requests to leave the team alone and stop trying to
convert us to his method of throwing, TJ continues to badger us on a
daily basis about how we should use our thumb to throw forehands. He's
never been able to catch a single disc thrown to him, even though he
claims he's got perfect hands. On universe point of the game ot go for
nationals, TJ refused to get off the field, and proceded to not catch
5 game winning passes. Instead, he just slapped them to the ground
complaining that there was too much spin on the disc. He's also a a
dib stealer, he cannot be trusted.
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