Figure 1.1: A Hummer Attack
Height: 5'3"
Joined Team: Fall 2008
Position: Cutter/Groupie
Bra Size: Negative A-Cup
FLASH! A glimpse of bright colors whirl you around and you're face-
planted in the cleat-torn grass. "What the hell just happened?" you
think to yourself. You've been the victim of a Hummer attack (See Figure 1-1). This
creature has a tendency to prance viciously around the field clad in
neon laces and knee-high socks. Don't be lured in by her giggles and
smiles, beware. Off the field, she really isn't much different. She
always has endless amounts of energy that she'll spring on anyone
who'll play along. However, if you're ever unsure of where to find
Hummer, check a bed, she most likely had an energy crash.
Hummer is
the epitome of happiness and energy compacted into one small cute, yet
fierce little girl. Hummer, she's fast, she's sprightly, she's cute,
and she isn't afraid to guard a guy, so watch out for number 6 (it's
half of her age :-P).
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