SMASH!!!!
Height: 5'5"
Joined Team: Fall 2009
Position: Handler/Cutter
Diane "SMASH" Passenant was born late one March night during a thunder
storm. Some say the thunder got into her, others say it was sheer
determination to leave that joint they called the hospital, but
whatever it was, something deep inside Diane broke free just hours
after she was born and she broke her crib, she broke her bottle, and
she disappeared that day. Some say they heard her giggling in the
woods after smashing trees, bridges, or hearts.
But, now boys and
girls, Diane has reappeared in her true form, to play for the UB
Womens Ultimate team to dominate the field. She can sing, she can
whistle while smiling, and she smiles like a lady but don't be fooled
gals and gents, she is the face of true destruction!!! Everytime you
hear a giggle on the wind, beware...... for SMASH is close by......
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