Greg "Cheetara" Pollock |
Height: 6'4"
Joined Team: Fall 2007
Position: Handler
Greg “Cheetara” “Fuck Up” “Broke” “President” “Useless” “Space Cadet” “Clown” “Bush Shitter” “Bear Spotter” “Waste of Height” Pollock’s story is a long arduous task. Mostly Cheetara is known for his juggling, balloon animal making, booming voice for setting a zone, and screwing up in just about every way possible. Standing at a tall 7 feet, Cheetara towers over the competition, but refuses to jump because he is a freverent Jehovah’s Witness. Cheetara’s useful qualities is that he is a veteran player that can play just about any position on the field. The problem is that the majority of time Cheetara is playing Ultimate, he doesn’t realize it.
During the 5% of the time Cheetara actually realizes he’s playing Ultimate he is capable of super human feet’s, like leaping over tall buildings in a single bound. Which is why we are constantly trying to de convert him from being a practicing Jehovah’s witness. During that other 95% of the time, we can only fathom the depths of the Cheetara’s thinking. Balloon animals, what it feels like to actually jump, how to feed his 6 starving African children, all are possible answers. However, the team is on strict warning not to talk to Cheetara during this mental state to make sure he stay’s oblivious to the fact that we are playing ultimate.
Cheetara has grown a lot in the past several years at GEH, and is responsible for some changes within the Eboard that will help grow the club in years to come. In addition, he was a trusted handler throughout the 09-10 season and a good deep zone player. Cheetara is very much responsible for the way Tender’s name is said, and without him I don’t know how we would have gotten Andy Incaudo to ever stop talking. If you’re lucky, you’ll get to see his trademark facial expressions when he finally realizes he’s playing Ultimate. Those eyes light up like a night sky on the fourth of July.
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