The Juaniata Tournament, March 2004 |
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1. "Return of the Regina" (sorry, this only applies to Gramps' car)
2. The gorgeous fucking weather. Seriously.
3. Actually winning games and eventually getting 2nd place. That's just hot.
4. Steve's painful but incredible catch during the sesquehanna game. God damn.
5. Rob's awesome play in general this weekend. Though I can almost guarantee it was because of the several hundred PB&Js he had.
6. Regina Ray getting busted for pissing in the ravine. Funniest shit I've seen in months. Ooh man.
7. Ace jacking that dude in the face during the first point of the first game and breaking his nose...adding to the untimely disintegration of USUC.
8. Pat pukes...again
9. The Hot assed zone O we put up against Sesquehannah in the last game we played. Hell yea feathers and snatch. That was fun/intense.
10. Chef Marissa and the PB&Js she was cookin up.
11. Stacie's play. Shit was off the hook.
12. Reggie Ray playin hard and rocking off the shizznizzle during the last game.
13. Two words..."The Calendar". Mmmm
14. (for ace) "Ummm....Nooooooooooooooooo..." and (said in the highest pre-pubescent voice you can imagine) "Don't Steal My Cell PHOOOONNNNEEE!"
15. The Ace/Tank drunken piggyback fall-over. Never laughed so hard over falling into the mud.
16. Getting the "sweat it all out" award...clearly we won the party
17. Genesee beer...what were you thinking Morris??
18. Picking it up on our man D in the last game. Better job of fronting and getting freakin intense out there
19. Reggies Dick Block.
20. Getting in at 5.30 in the morning, but still getting greeted warmly by a Juniata player.
21. Ol' Grumpy Gramps eating that fly. Shit was sick.
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