Heckleween 2004 (Danse Macabre) |
October 30-31, 2004
Rochester, NY |
| Top 20 |
1. Ace drinks beer out of Gramp's buttcrack..and we got it on VIDEO (coming soon to this site)
2. KEG, bitches!
3. Comeback to win the game against the Crochester old guys
4. Tank was sooo annoying Friday night (...good contribution, Gramps)
5. Layouts that left our nuts all over the place
6. Bong tent.
7. Stacey and Dan looking at gimp porn on Berri's computer
8. Lepercan (i dont even give a shit anymore) and Teabag go streaking and get kicked out of UofR PERMANANTLY!
9. PITT SCORES ON OUR GIRLS LINE! YEAH GUYS! LETS CELEBRATE! WE'RE PITT! HIGH FIVE!...we're worthless.
10. Ace teabagged Wicus; Cupcake teabagged some random Geneseo dude
11. Ashley and Kim made out in the middle of the field! Snap!
12. Cupcake plays "elbow to the face" defense against Scale
13. the girls were feelin up ace's crotch through his habit (it's a nuns outfit)
14. The Snowbabies were all bangin...it's safe to say we all had wet dreams whilst we slept.
15. Going out in public with our skirts!
16. Morton's slutty, slutty makeup.
17. Spicket's stall count, "Stall one, stall two, don't be a fool cover your tool, stall four..."
18. Berri's cats are intensely large
19. A whole lot of tounge touching...amongst Green Eggs and Ham
20. Our drunken comeback against RIT B
21. Our beloved heckler Tank gets out of his funk on Sunday, and makes us realize why we called this "Heckleween"...mostly at Ace's expense.
22. 2nd place in B-Pool, fools!
23. Pong pong was crazy hyper saturday night. My advice: lay off the sugary cookies. They're to sell, not to eat!
24. "I don't know if I can follow a captain that would wake me up at 6:30am."
25. We were the drunkest team there, for sure.
26. "Ace, you can take an injury timeout...your ego has got to be hurtin after that."
27. Gramps' fucking MUSTACHE!
28. All girl points
29. Playing while sporting a boner
30. Rob wore a condom on his dick, and wasn't afraid to let people know about it
31. Slocum chased a girl around her house because he claims she said, "Can i touch your balls?!"
32. Cupcake lost his shoes for the SECOND YEAR IN A ROW!
33. Playing games with phatty beats blastin from the jambox
34. 6 people per shower
35. Red Rover after the Fredonia game
36. Ace's burps on the way home apparantly smelled real bad.
37. FDR and Pat GOT IT ON! EVERY FIVE MINUTES!
38. The fat lady at Amiel's was dropping her boobs on Tanks sandwich whenever she reached over to get something to put on it. So gross.
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