Sarah "Mom" Burns

Height: 5'6"
Started Coaching: Fall 2009

Fact: Sarah may have been born in January, the coldest month ever, but due to her Ultimate Mom-like nature, she can melt even the iciest of hearts.

Fact: Her hucks leave trails of pixie dust, her scoobers make rainbows and she has a unicorn to give her ups when necessary.

Fact: Wherever she goes, sunshine and daisies and kittens in piles of marshmallows follow.

Fact: Always bearing sideline snacks to her teammates, Sarah's generosity has facilitated a new trend in ultimate - the spirit of sharing.

Fact: She has also single-handedly brought the most unspirited ultimate players to tears, with her kindness and ability to get smudges off of faces.

Fact: Sarah's abilities in the sport of blanket-tucking are on par with world records, but she refuses to participate in the world cup because she doesn't see 'why a humanitarian effort should go to waste in competition.

Fact: Sarah may be the perfect candidate for Ultimate Mom of the Year - every year. Even though she doesn't have her own kids.