Jason Stiffler


Don't let them fool you, Asians can fly.
Height: 5'7"
Joined Team: Fall 2008
Position: Handler
Nickname: TUPD (The useless pull dropper)
Favorite Throws: Anything no look to the defense
Favorite Hockey Team: Atlanta No good Rashers

Not to be confused with the better looking movie character from American pie, Jason is cute, but in a much more pitiful way. He's cute like a toddler who knows that he shouldn't have drawn on the walls, but he did it anyway. If you've ever watched Jason make a great catch on the field (drop a pull), or throw a disc (turf it), or make a great decision (throw it to the defense), you'll see his head drop and looks like he's going to cry (in second place, Nick R with the way he holds his arms). Jason then usually proceeds to run to his mama bear for comfort as he assures Jason, don't worry, it's not as bad as the time you dropped that pull against Cornell.

Jason has made great strides from transitioning from more recreational ultimate (Fredonia) to the competitive game (Buffalo). During sectionals he was as trusted as any player to handle on offense with games on the line. In general, he also has an affinity for catching the game winning score being in the right place at the right time. If GEH is going to succeed in the future, Jason will be a big part of it being a stable handler for the team to rely on.

Jason also has a good relationship with many members on the team, like Sarah Burns. Jason also parties a lot… Jason once drove BJ's car for several hours going to Regionals. Jason also likes the Atlanta Thrashers.