Neil "Ernie" Mcgee

Height: 3'0"
Joined Team: Fall 2009
Position: Handler, Cuddle Master
Favorite Activity: Sparkling
Favorite Animal: Unicorns

Neil “Ernie” Mcgee burst on the scene in the Fall of 2009 as the Little Long Islander with his partner the Mike “Bert” Kanaby A.K.A the Ronkonkama Red Rider. They are the modern day version of the former “Ace and Gary” of the team. Together, there isn’t any heist they can’t pull. The first hi jacking involved sweeping away two players on the girls teams. The rest, they say is history, or copious amounts of cuddling.

Ernie early on had to steal away a women from Andy “Tenders” Incaudo(or however you spell this kids name). While Ernie may be smaller the majority of the team, he does Giggle a lot. I mean.. a lot. If there was an award to be made after Enrie, it would the ticklish award. If you ever run into Ernie in route of a heist, just tickle him and he’ll be immobile. If Ernie was superman, his kryptonite would be raspberries. Not the fruit, the thing where you blow on a person’s stomach.

While not as strong as raspberries, puppies also hold a special place in Ernie’s heart. While on his way to visit BJ several times while he was staying on Long Island, Ernie decided to stop at a puppy store for three hours. THREE, and BJ was only there for 2 more. Anyways, if I were a super villain I would distract Ernie with Puppies, and hire a team of 7 year olds to give him raspberries. Or I would swat him like a Salmon.

On a more serious note… Ernie is most known as being one of the people capable of annoying Bert. The majority of the time Ernie is quieter but will often break out with one of his trademark sayings… like “I saw them… YES! I saw tooth’s pubes”.