Uncle Fritz stepped in and gave birth at the last minute when Mike's mother went out "for a pack of smokes." Here, Fritz munches contentedly on the uterine mucosal liquid and tissue after delivery.

Mike with Julian XXVI, "The Fisting Pope."

"Plus fifty extra points for using all my letters." The future poet shows off his Scrabble skill. The young lady certainly looks interested!

It's Monday, enema day at Dry Gray Bushes retirement center, and volunteer Mike rolls up his sleeves. Mike says we can all "make a difference."

Pub. Dec. 2001

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